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Yooooooo! supsup, happy not-Monday! Recent reports indicate S72 has yet to meet its awkward turtling and PTSD quota, so (NG) Evangelion's Ikari Shinji has arrive to stutter, fumble and side-eye a fix.

He's been rolled into Mirfac, whose existing members frankly deserved better.

His permissions and app & crit post are both up though in need of some fine-tweaking, if you need anything.

Looking forward to playing with you guys!

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WELCOME TO HELL /flashes lights on and off very quickly

Also hi!!! I play kavinsky from the raven cycle, he's deeply problematic and deeply into misato so he may try to terrorize shinji if you're down. you can always add me on plurk if you'd like for plotting or chatting (

itsonlyforever)!

IT'S OKAY, K, HE'S LIKE ONE OF YOUR DREAMED THINGS

THE ONES THAT DON'T SAY ANYTHING

OR MOVE MUCH

MOSTLY THE ONES THAT JUST SIT THERE

...is he ogling Misato's boobs? Because Shinji's dealt with that fan club before, he can hook u up, bro.

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tbh he's not so much into the anatomy as he is the mindsync though he has asked her to take her top off but that was more of a manipulation-control game and she threatened to punch him so it didn't work out exactly as planned

....

but yeah hook a bud up

Anything for you, my prince, do you want her underwear too?

Because Shinji does her laundry on Wednesdays.

OMMMFFFGGGGFDHFHFGJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after she fed u, clothed u, put a roof over ur ungrateful ass u lil bitch

nah, but tell her he has it and stuff it down a garbage chute

also wanna makeout?

OMMMFFFGGGGFDHFHFGJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after she ~~fed u, clothed u, put a roof over~~ used you, abused you, pushed you to shoot your mates and brought the roof down on ur ungrateful ass u lil bitch

fixed that for you, bro, np

..........ok bro, we had a thing and now you went and ruined that thing, and just, you know, this is why your therapist doesn't call back, Joey, just. You can't do this shit outside of Virginia, man.

sorry he's not an albino moon prince but don't worry he's just as shitty at caring about what other people want as opposed to what he's decided

so when shinji and kaji sat down did kaji take his seat first with the expectation that shinji would sit down a talking distance away or did shinji take his seat first with the expectation that kaji would sit a talking distance away or did they just mutually conspire to sit at opposite ends of the bench to continue their emotionally constipated chat

.......................................tks dude, this is the healthy peer-to-peer interaction we should all strive for in life

......................I think it's fair to assume, at any given time, that all manifestations of awkwardness were deliberate and direct. Any attempt to soften their sheer failure is almost, I would think, insulting.

so how open is shinji to trying coke on a scale of 1 to 10

so, what you're saying is

shinji sat upon the ready bench first, then kaji, jointly desiring to continue their tradition of awkwardness, not only took his seat at polar end BUT pulled a yawn and reach and threw his arm around the bench with the sole purpose of emphasizing shinji's absence in the cinematic space, and, by extension, their distance, emotionally and physically

correct me if im wrong

He is down for diet soda :(

baby you're too good for the cheap stuff

You missed the part where Shinji turned up to the meeting site an hour early, single-handedly built a bench sized to fit them in such a way as to maximize their awkwardness, then sat his ass down .

But the rest is correct.

wow. impressive.

you should've told him about that, because if you did, kaji would've showed up to the meeting site two months early to single-handedly build an even bigger bench that is barely contained within the confines of the 4:3 aspect ratio the show is shot in, allowing kaji and shinji to sit in such a way that an eva unit could park itself in betweenst them and there would still be room left over

God damn it, Kaji, get a job and stop butting into someone else's existential crisis

Where does he even get his fixes here, like home-grown organic pot bullshit?

all homebrew /taps noggin

Also, what is the situation of Misato's wardrobe, this is important, does anything need stitching, ironing, cleansing

s p e a k t o me

god, shinji, you're not the only one with the existential crisis here. other people have existential crises too. but that's alright its not like kaji is nursing a latent subterrestrial repressed envy towards shinji's and his talent for grabbing people's immediate concern, but mostly misato, whom shinji lives with and whom kaji has a sneaking suspicion that she cares you for infinitely more than she cares for him, as he must simultaneously mediate this locus of inferiority with shinji and misato at the center w/ his sincere desire to shepherd shinji through his trauma, or perhaps project upon shinji the life he is too cowardly to live for himself

also

he has three jobs

Sorry bro, couldn't hear your whaaaaaaaambulance over the sound of child soldiering for your cause, I'm sorry, what was that? :(

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