watermelons

[ryohji]

hello everyone! my name’s ida and i’m new like fresh baby smell. i’m bringing in ryohji kaji from neon genesis evangelion; kaji’s a suicidal triple spy / watermelon farmer / professional obfuscator. in a slight departure from evangelion tradition, he’s very good at hiding his Issues, so mostly he comes off as an exceedingly good-natured weirdo.

his symbiote ability is truth extortion/detection. he’ll be in brood alnitak; sorry in advance fellow broodmates i know you didn't ask for this.

his info/permissions is over here, and his mental link is over here. i just set up my plurk - please feel free to add me at geofront! i’m so excited to be playing with you all.

Comments

[wille]

our ship, ida

[ryohji]

too late. ive dropped the game. it was nice never knowing you

[wille]

tosses a farewell gift at ur receding back.

[ryohji]

you, throwing the gift. me, reacting accordingly

[wille]

in tru kaji form, bravo

[polyphonos]

Ida I'm so glad you're finally in the game so pan can stop sweating all over me......

But also hi!! I'm very excited to have you in the game just generally! Welcome! I'm Abby and I mod??? And play the wine aunt NPC Cathaway and a bunch of other randos on missions and so on. If you find yourself reading a wall of text, I probably had a large hand in it. (What is brevity? I honestly do not recall.)

You're totally welcome to friend me over on plurk (at prosodi) if you care to, but I know some people like to keep their mods and their plurks separate so no worries if you'd rather not. Honestly all I do right now is cry about pirates anyway. But if you ever need absolutely anything or have any questions or ideas, definitely don't hesitate to hit me and Donna up!

[ryohji]

LORD i would apologize on her behalf but pan is her own woman

it's nice to meet you abby! i love cathaway already.. kaji is a reluctant vodka uncle. i hope she doesn't mind him bothering her too much!

i added you! i gotta thank you for putting together such a fabulous game i mean really

[polyphonos]

Cathaway's favorite thing is being bothered, so bother away my dude.

ALSO WOW GET OUTTA HERE

[ryohji]

damn alright i guess no more compliments from now on.. tough crowd

[polyphonos]

Only salt in this house, fam.

[wille]

i can't believe this is this payback for flint's tiddies

[ryohji]

i don't even sort-of want to know

[inflori]

Hello and welcome!! I'm Noodles and I play Petre, an OC. He was a twerp turned into the biggest shitbaby demon that ever was, and Misato happens to be a mentor figure to him?! She sure knows how to pick them. Anyhow, hope you don't mind Petre consequently being a shitbaby at Kaji as well.

Hope you have fun with us! and i apologize

[ryohji]

petre has biggest shitbaby demon written all over his face and i mean that with all due respect. misato what did you get yourself into...

i'm readier than [insert clever similie here]! and many many thanks... eat his arm or something

[redheadcarrier]

KAJI-SAN

[ryohji]

ASUKA knows more right now than misato and kaji combined

imagine that

[redheadcarrier]

I know, it's hilarious.

this is what she gets for temporarily being part of the human hivemind.

[ryohji]

she has bragging rights the likes of which no one can hope to compete with

this is asuka's second hivemind she'll have to show him the ropes

[redheadcarrier]

I hope you're ready for tears kaji

[ryohji]

when was i ever not...

[deployed]

hello ida i'me eppy and i am very excited for your watermelon farmer

[ryohji]

nice meeting you eppy! i'm so excited to be here. js if bellamy so desires he's game for teaching him the art of succulent watermelon farming. join the movement towards eco friendly cultivation

[deployed]

yes please teach him this vital skill so he can provide watermelon for his family he will be eternally grateful

[ryohji]

a noble motivation. wholesome. today bellamy, tomorrow the whole nest

[deployed]

they can bring watermelon to the whole galaxy if they try

[ryohji]

this sounds like the beginning of a budding enterprise my friend

[deployed]

yes

gets ready to smear bellamy all over him to kick start it

[hymnals]

hi, ida!! i have only passing familiarity with NGE (i am a bad nerd), but asuka is in adra's brood and it's already been a Fun Time. i'm lyn & i also play a good-natured (elf) type. nice to meet you c:

[ryohji]

hi lyn! it is the highest honor to be broodmates with asuka so cherish it (as i'm sure you already are..) these two "good-natured" lads should get along well im certain of it

[cognitived]

if the nest's next trend is spies who also farm i will be so jazzed ????????

AKA HI IM ALYSSA and i play clint, who is also a spysassin with a secret farm lyfe. nice to meet you! i also hope you don't mind if i add you :> ?

[ryohji]

i see the "a spy and his farm" trope is alive and well... but sometimes i wonder if it'd be better for them if they took up puppy rearing instead

nice to meet you alyssa! i can't wait for these two to meet, your clint looks fantastic - and it's more than okay; go on right ahead 🙏