+3 alrights

[aluminumandash]

Hello!! I'm Carolyn and I am IN THE GAME but never actually put up an ooc intro because I was waiting to do my permissions* but better late than never, right?

This is Rust "beer mystic" Cohle from True Detective, that HBO show that was tragically cancelled after a single season. Rust is an arrogant, pretentious shithead who ostensibly believes in nothing, BUT he's also a hallucinating drug addict. Oh wait.

His tragic backstory (as well as his middle name) is available here if you want to read about it.

He's in Alnitak and his symbiote ability is self-control eradication, an extension of his natural talent for pissing people off.

You can find me on plurk at smugfrog, add away!




*still not done

Comments

[deployed]

put "beer mystic" in his namefield

also hello i am enjoying our threads and have been yelling at demi about you embarrassingly

[aluminumandash]

DON'T TEMPT ME

me too!! god I am so excited for them, sorry I've been slow

[deployed]

DO IT you know you want rust "beer mystic" cohle in there

no worries!! take your time i am never in any rush

[perroquet]

self-control-eradication

that would just be SO FUN for this recovered alcoholic here.

[aluminumandash]

HEY GUESS WHO ELSE IS A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC

And ahahahha, he has to feel threatened in order for it to work, so Gildor(/the station's supply of booze) is probably safe. Unless they got into a really weird bar fight.

[perroquet]

Hopefully no weird bar fights or getting too aggressive over songs playing on mind-repeat!

[aluminumandash]

So what you're saying is no this.

(He also has synesthesia [I'm truly sorry, he has fucking everything] if you ever want to do a really weird thread.)

[perroquet]

YES EXACTLY THE SALT AND PEPPER DINER SKIT.

(Jesus Christ being in his head is going to be FUN.)

[ryohji]

i had a good holler when i saw your app because true detective s1 starring rust cohle is and always will be, the GOAT as far as hbo shows go. as far as televised shows go

hi carolyn, my name is ida and i play kaji of evangelion fame! kaji is also a fatalistic work obsessed truth seeking government actor, but his story is told from a very japanese lens. may i be so bold as to suggest matching sweatsuits for the both of them

[polyphonos]

slithers my hand out of the darkness and grips your ankle HELLO IM SO EXCITED THAT YOU'RE HERE AND BROUGHT RUST WITH YOU. ISN'T IT A SHAME THIS SHOW ONLY HAD ONE SEASON DANG.

Seriously though dude welcome to the game. I literally read your app in the middle of a night out because I was Obnoxiously Excited and/or am Pure Trash. I'm Abby and play a bunch of NPCs and force you to read tl;dr mod info. If you ever have any questions or need anything, don't hesitate to hit us up.

Also! You're totally welcome to friend me over on plurk (prosodi) if you want to, but definitely don't feel obligated. (I mostly just cry about tv there right now anyway.)

[skaikru]

gosh when did u get here

[aluminumandash]

/smothers you with a pillow

[skaikru]

wow 'das rude

pls assign rust to the case of my murder

[aluminumandash]

good choice, unlike those law and order assholes he won't make any bad puns

[skaikru]

what about shit one liners?

[extradite]

............................waitwaitwait weren't there two True Detective seasons, AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE.......


Also, pissing people off is an amazing life skill, he should treasure its enhanced version.

[aluminumandash]

I don't know what you're talking about????????????? (yes)

ahahahahah there's such INCREDIBLE POTENTIAL for things to go horribly wrong!

[hymnals]

hello carolyn!! i'm lyn; i got an elf here

and also i think about the 'i don't sleep, i just dream' exchange from this show at least once or twice a week