+1 nasty crime man

[stilettoes]

hi there, folks! my name is charlie and i come bearing the worst gift aka peter nureyev from the penumbra podcast. peter is a smooth-talking, fast-fingered, well-dressed, intergalactic thief who changes names about as often as you (hopefully) change your socks. he's coming into the station in brood avior and is going to pretend that Everything Is Absolutely Fine in true peter nureyev fashion. 

he won't be going by his true name, and will be using the name hadrian black. he'll be sitting on his real name with all of his mental fortitude (he's been protecting his real name for over 20 years...) until someone mentally guts him for it. yikes.

his symbiote is osteokinesis and allows him to turn his bones into knives that slide through his skin. also yikes. also here are his permissions / mental link for perusal annd i think that's it!  my plurk is shibes so feel free to add! i look forward to playing with you!

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[100mitsubishis]

roguish wink

[stilettoes]

bats eyelashes prettily

[100mitsubishis]

is heavily influenced by ur good looks

[earthborn]

shep hates him immediately

[stilettoes]

i can't wait cackles into the abyss wildly. how Fun.

[earthborn]

since shepard is like the

designated.... call-out-er of the nest, or so it sometimes seems, I volunteer for her to somehow mentally gut him if it is ever convenient for her to do so.

although it is also possible for them to hit it off and become friends, lord knows shepard is also a nasty criminal.

ALSO

Hi im mica, i think too much about mass effect and also dark souls and robots? I like to knit and crochet and I am not a horrible person unlike my character i swear i am the nicest.

my plurk is micabean

[wille]

something about "fast-fingered" made me think unclean thoughts, i blame this all on you

[stilettoes]

honestly

though


his fingers are very fast. and very long.

[shri]

Hello! I am lily and I play loud snarly Tiger queen here who blows up important land marks.... And fights vampires?? But hi!! I can't wait to thread.

[stilettoes]

hi lily!!! i've honestly stalked so much at station (i can't not admit that) and i'm super excited to touch lakshmi ♥

[ryohji]

hello charlie! my name is ida and i play ryohji "fucking kaji" kaji here, who is also a thief but significantly less well dressed. someone help him

luckily for peter kaji is staunchly anti-symbiote and will not be exploiting his brain for answers! but he will be immensely curious about him. looking forward to their meeting!!

[stilettoes]

hi ida! ig we're just gonna have to stage an intervention. how many people does that require..............

i'm excited for it all too :>

[skaikru]

what is up homie! hi, i'm demi and i play clarke griffin, 1/4 of team apocalypse teens, who will gladly be the first person to tell peter all the ways that Everything Is Absolutely NOT Fine

past that idk what shenanigans we could get up to, but i'm excited no matter what!!

[stilettoes]

what are you talking about everything is great what could possibly be terrible about this entire

situation

smile. creaks.

honestly i'm sure we'll find something i'm stoked to touch clarke!!!!

[polyphonos]

vibrating intensifies

[stilettoes]

hello, cathaway ♥

[aluminumandash]

Hello I'm Carolyn and I play the cop he'll be sharing brainspace with :)

[stilettoes]

hi carolyn :) i'm absolutely ready for this. and for that face. exactly. with the eyebrow and everything.

[shiro2hero]

Hi I'm Red and I play this loser dorito lion man.

I know 0 things about this guy but hey at least peter will have someone else to aggressively pretend everything is Fine with.

[stilettoes]

hi red ♥ !! i love loser dorito lion man, he is definitely one of my favorites from voltron.

there is nothing wrong with aggressively faking it til everything is actually fine! there needs to be a club.

[sizeofyourbaggage]

replies to you here even though i've already shanghaied you into a threeway alien booze date

i'm not excited or anything

[stilettoes]

this is a Promise. threeway alien booze date.

♥ i'm stoked.

[unsea]

WELCOME BACK HI IM SO GLAD PETER IS HERE

/crushes him

[stilettoes]

YELLS FOREVER

pls don't crush him he's a hecking noodle

[extradite]

Everything is absolutely fine is the best way to pretend-live life, don't let these pseudo well-adjusted bros fool you.