are you there, god? it's me, mara.

[snaphiss]

hi there, my name is pel! you can find me at wehwalt or hanging upside down in a cave. whichever's easiest.

today i'm bringing you #1 angry ex-fascist, mara jade^*, from the star wars continuity respectable people don't talk about. that's right, legends, where luke has a clone named luuke and han solo has an evil identical cousin with a mustache. it's very serious. please take it seriously.

mara is angry, impetuous, rude, and she's got a heart of gold. unfortunately, she keeps said heart in a jar on her desk. for those of you familiar with the eu, i offer my sincerest condolences for the choices that lead you there, and also note that this mara is directly from the end of the thrawn trilogy. the calm, peaceful jedi master from the later eu isn't a thing yet. maybe she'll develop into that person here!

lol

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^* - catsuit not included.

Comments

[polyphonos]

realtalk I didn't type her name because I legitimately blocked it out and can't remember it

[snaphiss]

just bash your face into a keyboard no one can legitimately prove the result isn't her name