integrating | are you there, god? it's me, mara.

are you there, god? it's me, mara.

hi there, my name is pel! you can find me at

wehwalt or hanging upside down in a cave. whichever's easiest.

today i'm bringing you #1 angry ex-fascist, mara jade^*, from the star wars continuity respectable people don't talk about. that's right, legends, where luke has a clone named luuke and han solo has an evil identical cousin with a mustache. it's very serious. please take it seriously.

mara is angry, impetuous, rude, and she's got a heart of gold. unfortunately, she keeps said heart in a jar on her desk. for those of you familiar with the eu, i offer my sincerest condolences for the choices that lead you there, and also note that this mara is directly from the end of the thrawn trilogy. the calm, peaceful jedi master from the later eu isn't a thing yet. maybe she'll develop into that person here!

lol

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^* - catsuit not included.

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the angriest bread mankind has ever known

basically mara might have saved the twins lives when they were infants and it was all very dramatic, etc etc, her sense of the force is super fucked up right now and all her wires are crossed, it's possible she could recognize him as feeling similar to said twins / the same as, and because she feels very responsible for those kids because she saved them from ending up as brainwashed murderers she might decide herself responsible for the leaning tower of wonderbread's wellbeing. or just stalk him. or, god forbid, try to talk to him. it really depends on how things go and would be very open ended!

so if you're down im totes down lets party at the hurt feelings jamboree