+1 danger lady

[iuno]

hello s72! my name is isa and i'm here to drop something absolutely awful into the nest, juno steel from the penumbra podcast. he's a lady, a private eye from mars, and a fucking black hole of depression and guilt and all those other fun things to have in a hivemind. he's also going to be pining HARD over one peter nureyev, who he kind of... ditched in a hotel room after promising that they would run away together. yikes.

he's shacking up with brood sargas, my deepest condolences to both of his broodmates, and he's bringing in the ability of psychokinetic shielding that transfers damage onto him because hahaha when would juno steel ever miss an opportunity to be self-destructive and heroic in the worst way. his app and permissions are both on the table if you want to get a read on him, but tl;dr it's real bad. he is a mess. he has a mental link but lbr you should avoid mental contact with him at all costs

anyway i'm excited to be here and inflict this human disaster on everyone!! feel free to hit me up at dragonstrike for anything ♥

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[iuno]

WELL he used to be a cop himself and got kicked off the force for an unspecified but presumably terrible Incident that probs involved juno fucking SOMETHING up, and 90% of the hyperion police department are corrupt and everyone knows & accepts that, BUT!! his bad cop feelings are more like..... disdain for the institution of law enforcement in general + obligatory self-loathing guilt issues bc Bad Memories.

he's absolutely down for drinking w/ a jaded nihilist cop, is what i'm saying

[aluminumandash]

AMAZING, amazing. AS LONG AS HE'S NOT PART OF THE CORRUPTION THEY SHOULD PROBABLY DO OK a lot of this sounds v similar to Rust's experiences.

...Rust doesn't drink (he is the actual worst).

Well, okay, he sort of drinks but you'll have to ask his broodmates about it.

[iuno]

he is assuredly not part of the corruption & in fact spirals so hard in season 2 when he finds out he's been fooled into working for a corrupt politician that he walks right out into the martian desert during a sandstorm, to fucking?? die of radiation poisoning i guess???? THAT WAS OUR MID-SEASON FINALE AND WE'RE ON HIATUS SO WE JUST DON'T KNOW

RUST!! YOU'RE LETTING THE DEPRESSION TEAM DOWN. what is even the point of being depressed without alcohol abuse!!!

[aluminumandash]

wow ok respect (no seriously he'd respect the hell out of him for that AND THINK IT WAS LIKE A VALID CHOICE SIGHS)

good thing the depression team is used to being let down huh

nah spoilers: he doesn't drink because he's an alcoholic

extreme spoilers: in 17 years he will be working as a bartender and drinking p much nonstop

[iuno]

oh good i'm glad they can support each other's suicidal self-destructive bullshit, that's exactly what they both need. thank god juno is earlier than that canon point but he's already tried to sacrifice himself once so really it's only a matter of time before near-death 2.0

JEEZ FINE juno will be the blackout drunk part of this team all on his own then!! it's a heavy burden but someone has to do it

[aluminumandash]

um it's not bullshit LET HIM TELL YOU about how living is actually more destructive than dying!! (it's total bullshit)

TIME TO WORK ON BUILDING SOME MENTAL WALLS IG