+1 danger lady

[iuno]

hello s72! my name is isa and i'm here to drop something absolutely awful into the nest, juno steel from the penumbra podcast. he's a lady, a private eye from mars, and a fucking black hole of depression and guilt and all those other fun things to have in a hivemind. he's also going to be pining HARD over one peter nureyev, who he kind of... ditched in a hotel room after promising that they would run away together. yikes.

he's shacking up with brood sargas, my deepest condolences to both of his broodmates, and he's bringing in the ability of psychokinetic shielding that transfers damage onto him because hahaha when would juno steel ever miss an opportunity to be self-destructive and heroic in the worst way. his app and permissions are both on the table if you want to get a read on him, but tl;dr it's real bad. he is a mess. he has a mental link but lbr you should avoid mental contact with him at all costs

anyway i'm excited to be here and inflict this human disaster on everyone!! feel free to hit me up at dragonstrike for anything ♥

Comments

[justttkidding]

Hi broodmate!!!! I'm xan and I play November 11 here.....I'm sorry as well, he's borderline sociopath with an awful sense of humor

I'm gonna add u on plurk!! I'm @vaulkner on there c:

[iuno]

NICE TO MEET YOU XAN i'm so glad this brood is an absolute disaster of a thing

[justttkidding]

They're gonna be a beautiful hot mess and I cannot wait!!!

Oh also nov has a tendency to flirt with everyone and I mean everyone .....

[iuno]

THANKS HE HATES IT. juno's reaction to being flirted with is generally to either laugh uncomfortably or Yell. peter compliments his eyes and he just shrieks "WHAT" so?? enjoy that i guess november?!!?

[earthborn]

Hello if he is a lady, what are the pronouns.

ALSO HELLO I AM MICA i play commander shepard (sorry about....gestures at all of her.)

also also please come to the discord server invite code is: y29T2eS

[iuno]

he's a nonbinary lady bc penumbra is ridiculously far in the future and gender is (vague hand gesture) but he exclusively uses he/him pronouns and masculine titles! he's pretty chill about it.

nice to meet you mica!! i love all incarnations of commander shepard & she and juno will probably have a lot in common. high five for stubborn angry street kid space heroes.

[earthborn]

Oh cool. Now I know.

Having a lot in common might mean they fight like nobody's business tho. BUT MAYBE THEY'LL BE BESTIES. MAYBE EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

If nothing else she'll be happy to have someone else who understands Spacer Things

[polyphonos]

Welcome to the game Isa! I'm really excited for this trashcan detective - I've listened to the very first arc of the podcast and not much else, but gosh he seems fantastic.

I'm Abby, one of the mods, player of [insert assorted NPCs here but especially Cathaway], writer of tldr, breaker of HTML. If you ask a seemingly harmless questions and get six paragraphs in response or find broken links, I'm sadly largely responsible.

You're totally welcome to friend my on plurk (prosodi) if you care to, but I know having a mod lurking around on your TL isn't always what everyone wants for their plurk experience lmfao so definitely don't feel obligated! My plurk is 90000% texpost memes anyway. If you have any questions or need anything, don't hesitate to hit me up!

[iuno]

thank you abby!! i'm super excited to be here, throwing my trash around at everyone. and excessively long responses to simple questions are my JAM so we are all good on that front

[stilettoes]

abby talks about black sails a lot so you should add her - anyways

hi. i feel like i freak out at you enough but i had to touch you here too.

[iuno]

im way ahead of you babe we're already yelling abt flint & eleanor

wow!! sticking your flag in my intro post & peter is going to stick his flag in juno's head!!! stop monopolising all my time charlie (no don't it's my favourite)

[stilettoes]

GOOD /SHRIEKS

apparently i wasn't fast enough to yell FIRST like a juvenile youtube commenter but you get it. anyways GUESS I'LL JUST BE SHOVING MY LEG ALL UP IN YOUR IC INTRO SO THINGS CAN GET AWFUL TA TA /blows 5 million kisses at u

but no really i'm so happy ;v;

[polyphonos]

wow this is slande--

L-LOOK.

[stilettoes]

#abbyshaming

"i've started an online cult revolving mainly around getting everyone i know and touch to watch black sails at least once."

[iuno]

IT'S A WORTHWHILE CAUSE CHARLIE, LEAVE ABBY ALONE

[polyphonos]

YEAH CHARLIE GEEZE

[aluminumandash]

HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THIS IS EXCITING

So I'm Carolyn, I play this guy, who is a homicide cop...and a black hole of depression and guilt. And also a nihilist. I'm so ready for them to do detectively things or bicker about detectively things or whatever.

ADDING YOU ON PLURK NOW YOU CANNOT ESCAPE AHAHAHAHAHA

[iuno]

SAME HAT!!!!!! oh my god i'm so excited now, i hope they get along & are fucking terrible for each other.

[aluminumandash]

YESSSSSSS does he dislike cops though, I know some PIs* do

(NOT THAT THERE AREN'T PLENTY OF OTHER REASONS TO DISLIKE RUST)





*Philip Marlowe

[iuno]

WELL he used to be a cop himself and got kicked off the force for an unspecified but presumably terrible Incident that probs involved juno fucking SOMETHING up, and 90% of the hyperion police department are corrupt and everyone knows & accepts that, BUT!! his bad cop feelings are more like..... disdain for the institution of law enforcement in general + obligatory self-loathing guilt issues bc Bad Memories.

he's absolutely down for drinking w/ a jaded nihilist cop, is what i'm saying

[aluminumandash]

AMAZING, amazing. AS LONG AS HE'S NOT PART OF THE CORRUPTION THEY SHOULD PROBABLY DO OK a lot of this sounds v similar to Rust's experiences.

...Rust doesn't drink (he is the actual worst).

Well, okay, he sort of drinks but you'll have to ask his broodmates about it.

[iuno]

he is assuredly not part of the corruption & in fact spirals so hard in season 2 when he finds out he's been fooled into working for a corrupt politician that he walks right out into the martian desert during a sandstorm, to fucking?? die of radiation poisoning i guess???? THAT WAS OUR MID-SEASON FINALE AND WE'RE ON HIATUS SO WE JUST DON'T KNOW

RUST!! YOU'RE LETTING THE DEPRESSION TEAM DOWN. what is even the point of being depressed without alcohol abuse!!!

[aluminumandash]

wow ok respect (no seriously he'd respect the hell out of him for that AND THINK IT WAS LIKE A VALID CHOICE SIGHS)

good thing the depression team is used to being let down huh

nah spoilers: he doesn't drink because he's an alcoholic

extreme spoilers: in 17 years he will be working as a bartender and drinking p much nonstop

[iuno]

oh good i'm glad they can support each other's suicidal self-destructive bullshit, that's exactly what they both need. thank god juno is earlier than that canon point but he's already tried to sacrifice himself once so really it's only a matter of time before near-death 2.0

JEEZ FINE juno will be the blackout drunk part of this team all on his own then!! it's a heavy burden but someone has to do it

[aluminumandash]

um it's not bullshit LET HIM TELL YOU about how living is actually more destructive than dying!! (it's total bullshit)

TIME TO WORK ON BUILDING SOME MENTAL WALLS IG

[sizeofyourbaggage]

ahhh hello hello, welcome to the game! I'm Bri! I play Sam Wilson here from the MCU, and I may have been stalking your TDM thread even though I'm canonblind because I love Charlie's Peter and you two are making me want to look into it.

ALSO HELLO I LOVE THAT ABILITY Sam's involves healing people but then taking on the damage he heals so they should definitely talk about that. And also maybe about this whole guilt and crippling depression thing.

I'm brbsoulnomming over at plurk, so I hope you don't mind if I add you!

[iuno]

nice to meet you bri!! charlie's peter is a gift and they're responsible for dragging me into penumbra in the first place so we can thank/blame them for everything. it's an EXCELLENT show tho, the best quality media i've consumed in like. years.

oh god PLEASE DO TALK ABOUT THEIR ABILITIES WITH HIM SAM somebody needs to talk to him abt moderation before he becomes a walking mess of nerve damage and migraines. his symbiote is enabling his suicidal self-destructive tendencies and he REALLY did not need enabling on that front!!! good luck talking abt feelings with him tho bc he will bludgeon everyone w/ child abuse and self-loathing to keep them away from those conversations

[shiro2hero]

self destructive heroics and a mess?

hello new friend

[iuno]

god i haven't watched voltron but that does summarise like everything i know about shiro

LISTEN. there's only room for one of us to go out in a self-sacrificial heroic blaze of glory to save the day and juno is calling DIBS bc he tried really hard to die heroically not long ago and got ripped off by surviving ok!!

[shiro2hero]

yeah... YEAH it's. woefully accurate

also hi I'm Red and this is the Only Adult In Space.

and clearly they need to be involved in some horrible scrape at some point

[iuno]

nice to meet you red!! and YES they should definitely get in some dumb bullshit fight together. juno's shiny new symbiote ability lets him steal other people's heroic thunder by co-opting the damage for himself so enjoy some competitive self-destruction, shiro, it's what juno is best at

[shiro2hero]

oh god there's two Sam Wilsons his needless heroics are doomed

[shiro2hero]

WHICH MEANS I AM DELIGHTED AT THIS PROSPECT

[iuno]

shiro's needless heroics are out, juno's suicidal self-loathing heroics are in

[shiro2hero]

oh buddy

Buddy

maybe we should talk about that... self loathing bit.......

[iuno]

NO THANKS!! he's the worst, everything bad that happens is his fault personally bc he deserves it & it's karmic consequence, and anyone who tries to argue with him about that is going to get fought off with all the child abuse memories and sharp pointy bits of self-loathing he can dig out of himself

LIKE I SAID HE'S A FUN ADDITION TO A HIVEMIND

[shiro2hero]

I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED BUT I DID...

this poor dude oh my god

[ophidia]

Hi Isa! I'm Koke and I play Murphy from the 100 and also this guy who is Juno's other broodmate... I am so sorry but also really looking forward to the clashes that I think are gonna come up here :>

[iuno]

nice to meet you koke!! i'm. very keen for richie & november to get hit w/ this emotional wrecking ball of a lady. just shoves a time bomb of self-loathing into this brood

[wille]

helloooo i've been hearing bits about juno steel second hand and he sounds fascinating

i'm pan and i play misato here, look forward to playing with you!!

[iuno]

nice to meet you pan! i'm biased but i think he is extremely fascinating and also a heart-breaking mess so hopefully everyone enjoys that as much as i do lmao

[gunlock]

hello isa!! i was on a work trip but was mega excited to see new people in the nest regardless, so i'm here fashionably late! i'm kira, and i play prompto from ffxv, old man version. i look forward to future cr :9 and i'll be adding ya on plurk if that's alright