+1 danger lady

[iuno]

hello s72! my name is isa and i'm here to drop something absolutely awful into the nest, juno steel from the penumbra podcast. he's a lady, a private eye from mars, and a fucking black hole of depression and guilt and all those other fun things to have in a hivemind. he's also going to be pining HARD over one peter nureyev, who he kind of... ditched in a hotel room after promising that they would run away together. yikes.

he's shacking up with brood sargas, my deepest condolences to both of his broodmates, and he's bringing in the ability of psychokinetic shielding that transfers damage onto him because hahaha when would juno steel ever miss an opportunity to be self-destructive and heroic in the worst way. his app and permissions are both on the table if you want to get a read on him, but tl;dr it's real bad. he is a mess. he has a mental link but lbr you should avoid mental contact with him at all costs

anyway i'm excited to be here and inflict this human disaster on everyone!! feel free to hit me up at dragonstrike for anything ♥

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[shiro2hero]

self destructive heroics and a mess?

hello new friend

[iuno]

god i haven't watched voltron but that does summarise like everything i know about shiro

LISTEN. there's only room for one of us to go out in a self-sacrificial heroic blaze of glory to save the day and juno is calling DIBS bc he tried really hard to die heroically not long ago and got ripped off by surviving ok!!

[shiro2hero]

yeah... YEAH it's. woefully accurate

also hi I'm Red and this is the Only Adult In Space.

and clearly they need to be involved in some horrible scrape at some point

[iuno]

nice to meet you red!! and YES they should definitely get in some dumb bullshit fight together. juno's shiny new symbiote ability lets him steal other people's heroic thunder by co-opting the damage for himself so enjoy some competitive self-destruction, shiro, it's what juno is best at

[shiro2hero]

oh god there's two Sam Wilsons his needless heroics are doomed

[shiro2hero]

WHICH MEANS I AM DELIGHTED AT THIS PROSPECT

[iuno]

shiro's needless heroics are out, juno's suicidal self-loathing heroics are in

[shiro2hero]

oh buddy

Buddy

maybe we should talk about that... self loathing bit.......

[iuno]

NO THANKS!! he's the worst, everything bad that happens is his fault personally bc he deserves it & it's karmic consequence, and anyone who tries to argue with him about that is going to get fought off with all the child abuse memories and sharp pointy bits of self-loathing he can dig out of himself

LIKE I SAID HE'S A FUN ADDITION TO A HIVEMIND

[shiro2hero]

I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED BUT I DID...

this poor dude oh my god